Tuesday, August 26, 2008

How to appear intelligent

In the quest to appear bright I have learned the tricks . I'm a slow learner however so I can only pass them on to you in the hope that it's not too late for you. It is for me. I have already blown my cover in the attempt of hiding my stupidity. I've made too much noise and been too open minded in the past and these are real giveaways to one being fairly average intelligence wise.

My theory to looking bright goes like this:

We have 2 choices in creating such an illusion.

1. The silent type. A la Chance the Gardener in the film Being There ( Peter Sellers).

2 The person who swims against the tide- A.K.A. The Sceptic.

Just like me- simple isn't it?

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