Wednesday, May 6, 2009

excellent pick up lines

For all you sex starved singles out there- here's the over thinking man's suggested pick up lines

Look, you're going to sleep with me in some possible world. Since all worlds are equally real, it doesn't really matter which one it is. So it shouldn't worry you that it's this one that we do it in.

Aristotle: Because you possess beauty, all men by nature desire to know you intimately. Me especially.

There's a part of me that really wants to get to know you.

Don't listen to what they say--you know we're part of something special. ( This one really works.This is the one that got my attractive ex-wife into bed with a smelly ugly weirdo----- and hey that's not me; it's another bloke!!!---I don't smell----I think)

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